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[10 Jul 2006|02:28pm]
[ mood | ditzy ]

Hey everybody. Hows it going? Work has been rough lately. Although I have to say, $200 in three days in JUST tips isn't bad for this seafood place. I love my job. It's awsome. Well, I trust everyone is well. Peace out folks.

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[01 Jul 2006|04:00am]
[ mood | amused ]

"I'm tellin you officer, we didn't steal the car, we just borrowed it untill it was reported".

"Well boys, in that case, your free to go".




A prime example of redneck law, native to Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida.

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[17 Jun 2006|11:27pm]
[ mood | I don't know ]

Lately I've gotten better at saying the wrong thing at the right time to the right people who I know will get angry or offended. Untill I think of something to say that isn't going to get me into trouble, I'm going to keep my mouth shut. Trust me, it's about the only thing I can think of to keep me out of trouble. Not only am I screwing up here, but it has been getting me into trouble at work. No offence, but the wonderful gift of the voicebox is more trouble than it's worth.

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[09 Jun 2006|09:44pm]
[ mood | content ]

When I meet new people, I usually try not to talk to much but I usually end up saying way more than I need to and I never seem to notice but here's a good question, does anyone ever know when to stop talking? Sometimes I feel as if I'm the only on that ever does it but somehow I feel as if everyone does it at some point. I do make good points in my conversations though but I still feel as if I talk too much. Is this just something I'm going through or is it going to present a problem later in life?

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Stolen from Dags [07 Jun 2006|02:07pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me-- it can only be one word long. Then copy and paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

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LOL *Makin funnies* [04 Jun 2006|04:48pm]
[ mood | home ]

I have a confession to make to all of my friends. I am actually a Cannibalistic Russian with dreams of eating Hollywood, but as you all know, I'm also a village idiot

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got problems [08 May 2006|03:34pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Sometimes I wish my dick wasn't so big. I dont like touching the water when I shit.

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Happy happy joy joy [28 Apr 2006|02:36am]
[ mood | hungry ]

I have once again joined the work force but sadly it's only a minimum wage gig but anything is better than nothing. I needed anything I could get. As for my music, I am still playing but I haven't had much time to do much of that lately.
Well, forget that. Thats not important. I have a special treat for you. 10 downsides to being a guitarist:
1. Not all guitarists get laid.
2. Too many record companies judge on looks rather than talent.
3. It's too hard to find a sexy, yet decent guitar because there are too many to choose from.
4. For me, guitar strings are like women, they are getting too expensive and break up quickly.
5. 90% of the guitar strings I've used either screwed up in the tune department or just suck period when it comes to string bends.
6. Alot of times music stores carry most every brand guitars but not a single one of the cases in the store will fit any guitars you own or the one you are buying.
7. Callaced hands makes for painful masterbation.
8. Music stores lie about the quality of guitars just to make a quick buck then piss and moan when you bring it back.
9. Your friend( the one that no matter what can't get laid) comes to see you play a show and pisses off every female in the crowd off. At the end of the show he tell a group of hot girls that he is your roommate and both of you leave the show without getting any.
10. Your playing the last song of your show when the f word pops up in the song and your over strict mom is offstage to you left. You say the word ang get dragged off stage by your ear as your mother apalogizes to the crowd as she pulls you offstage.

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I's needs a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [18 Feb 2006|09:53pm]
[ mood | a little horny ]

Sup nigga's! It's been a long,long time since i've updated but it will change. Well, nothing new has happend lately but its all good. I can't wait until the summer. I's needs a job sir! At this point, i would work, damn near anywhere. Me needs some money. Well bye.

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[01 Nov 2005|11:47am]
[ mood | hungover ]

Well, I had a great Halloween. I dressed up as Billie Joe. I gave out candy for about 2 hours and then went out for candy with my 2 brothers and Mallory. I did learn something about myself though, going to sleep with a headache, minor or major usually means I'll wake up hungover.

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[17 Oct 2005|05:52pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

Whats up folks. I've decided to get a new guitar soon but only plan on spending $500. Any suggestions on a good Baritone guitar? Jay.

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[10 Oct 2005|01:14pm]
[ mood | surprised ]

Well, I found out that use of your traffic finger during the driving portion of your drivers exam is an automatic failure, and is illegal in Mississippi. That sucks. I know i'm gonna fail it because I dont do anything without sticking up the bird at something of someone. Nobody understands the true nature of why we tend to flip people the bird but it's unfair to put a stop to it when it's bown-right-fun! My middle finger was ment for use in traffic, so i'm probably going to fail the driving portion of my diving test. Sorry mom, Sorry A.J.

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[08 Oct 2005|01:58pm]
[ mood | amused ]

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Smooth and comforting. But downright nasty when cold.
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Happy Halloween [07 Oct 2005|06:50pm]
[ mood | creative ]

Halloween is here again, so break out your favorite whiskey and gin. This halloween is sure to suck, so you'll die soon with any luck. There'll be goblins and ghosts, and thing that are gross, and your great aunt Lilly will throw up first. You'll see stupid costumes and really bad hair, I guarentee I'll not be there. Kids will run all through the night, and will be so easy the next day to fright. Well, as for me I'll get drunk that night, so if you want to join, your margarita's must be right.

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[06 Oct 2005|07:16pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Today I hurt my wrist. It sucks because I can't play my guitar.I ran into a wall.
Well, I hope i'll be able to use my hand without the pain soon. My sister is looking
for a man but prefferably a woman. J/K. She's straight, I hope!!! I like to joke
about her manless self. I'm still looking for a few more friends but havent had
much luck. People just don't like wierd folks like they used too. You know, sometimes I tend to freak myself out a bit though. Just a few dayz ago, we found out that my step brother Nik, IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!
I knew he was fruity but Jesus, the news hit me like a ton of bricks. His boyfriend's name is Dalton. There the only gay couple in my family. God there gay.

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[05 Oct 2005|04:49pm]
[ mood | predatory ]

Well, today sucked. This week is exam week at school and exams suck. Do you ever have one of those days you think people are just out to get you? If it wasn't for people with an oversized mouth and only negative things to say, especially only about you, life would be great. Why do people take out there anger and self-hatered on others? People are gay.

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I'm new. I need some friends!!!! [03 Oct 2005|08:54pm]
[ mood | loved ]

Hi. My name is Jay. If you have read my bio yet and got offended by anything I said, I'm sorry.
My view's on some things may be different from your's but I really don't care. I really hate rap music.
Rap music really doesn't appeal to me as much as it may you. Based on my own opinion, It is a badly lazy style of music. It teaches children at a young age to disrespect women, become drugaddicts, gang members, and thugs. As for punk rock, there are to many screaming bands. There guitarists and vocalists suck. They rely too much on sound systems to make there music sound good but they suck live. They spend too much time singing about their problems and woman troubles than helping people or entertaining people through there music. Well, enough about that. I'm a guitarist of 6 1/2 years and have 4 guitars. My collection includes a B.C. Rich bronze series Warlock, Fernandez strat, Castella acoustic, and a bootleg Gibson Les Paul. I am 17 years of age and about 6 foot 2. I enjoy jazz, reggae, and heavy medal. If anything I'm saying sounds stupid, well I really don't care. I hope that on day I will become a C-17 Globemaster pilot for the USAF. My only mission in life is to serve my country, and if needed, die for my country. For about 2 or 3 years now I have wanted to become a Military pilot. Well, now you know me, tell me about you.

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